The AA inspector’s opinion of the Beach View hotel in Blackpool was not positive. It was not so much the absence of a beach view, teasingly promised, that had disappointing Derek Sutton.
He had had a virtually sleepless night due to the exuberant and noisy occupants of room 8, on the other side of the thin, woodchip decorated partition that subdivided the once large and elegant Victorian room.
In his acerbic comment on the assessment form he wrote of the rhythmic and persistent thump of the head board on the wall, accompanied by what sounded like a hyena on crack cocaine that stirred a decade old memory of a safari camp on the Serengeti.
Unsurprisingly the guests in room 8 had not slept either.
Tracy, sat up in bed, ignored the admonishing signs and lit a cigarette.
“God, that was brilliant, Tony,” she said, “just like old times.”
“Yeah, fancy meeting up again at the conference.” Said Tony, adjusting his tie.
“It must be nearly three years.” Said Tracy.
“Yeah, must be. I got married the year after.”
“That’s great Tony. She nice?”
“Yeah…Last night, you were going to say something,”
“I was, Tony but we got carried away didn’t we.”
“What was it?”
“I just meant to say.. …bit late now though……the doctor at the clinic told me not to have unprotected sex for at least……..”
“You stupid, selfish cow………….!”
The violently slammed door of room 8 sent a Richter Scale tremor through the building. In the ground floor office, Doris Smalling, listening attentively to the appraisal of her hotel flinched, and a drizzle of dust dislodged from the plastic chandelier caused the inspector to cough.
“As I was saying, the soundproofing let’s you down,” said Derek, “otherwise, we might have be looking at two stars”.
The challenge was to write a piece of 300 words that included the phrase ‘l just meant to say’.